Seinfeld the big salad
He happens to see her walking down the street at night, currently out of uniform and all dressed up for a night out, and pulls over in order to hand her the money through the car window. When he stops paying her, resulting in her "breakup-quitting", he gets shaken down by the owner of the maid service, an intimidating man who acts much like pimp would, demanding he pay her. Eventually, she starts coming over, having sex with him, then taking her pay and leaving without doing any actual cleaning, causing Jerry to feel like he's seeing a prostitute. In "The Maid", Jerry hires a woman from a maid service to clean his apartment, and gets into a relationship with her.In "The Wig Master", George parks his car in a lot where the owner allows prostitutes to use the cars to have sex with their clients at night.Oh, the Humanity!: Newman shouts this as his mail truck catches on fire at the end of "The Pothole".In the very same episode there's "Stanky" Hanky, a recovering alcoholic, for whom an argument with George is irritating enough to apparently cause him to fall off the wagon.Elaine and Peggy also become germaphobes in the process. In "The Apology", Puddy is a recovering "germaphobe" but falls off the wagon when he eats salad that Kramer reveals he prepared as he bathed.Elaine's latest boyfriend, Dick, is a recovering alcoholic in "The Red Dot", but falls off the wagon when Jerry accidentally lets his alcoholic drink be grabbed by Dick at a Christmas party.Of Course I Smoke: George, trying to get out of his relationship with Susan.It was quickly dropped, since it added nothing to the show. Oddball in the Series: "The Note" is the only episode to feature a capella scat accompaniment with the scene transition music.
Seinfeld the big salad movie#
Another prime example is the movie theater usher who keeps refusing to let George back in, but has no problem with Kramer.
George: Well does it say anywhere in the contract about my car being used as a whorehouse? 'Cause I don't remember reading that clause either.Īttendant: What can I tell you buddy. I'd like my car and my deposit back please.Īttendant: If you read the agreement you signed, the deposit is not refundable. George: You got hookers turning tricks in my car. The guy operating the parking lot in "The Wig Master".
Seinfeld the big salad driver#
In "The Lip-Reader", Elaine fakes being deaf so that she doesn't have to make conversation with the driver of the car service.He ends up as a guest of honor because the Novocaine he was injected with at the dentist made him slur his speech, and he's wearing strangely shaped training shoes, so the man thinks he's a shining example of a mentally challenged person able to live on their own. In "The Jimmy", Kramer does this by accident when he meets a man who is organizing a charity dinner for the mentally challenged.George then fakes being disabled to keep the bathroom as well as getting a number of other perks, like having a secretary carry him to his office. George is about to clear things up when the guy mentions that George would be getting a private bathroom because of his disability. He goes to a job interview and the cane makes his new employer think he's disabled. In "The Butter Shave", George has to walk with a cane due to the injuries he received in "The Summer of George".Obfuscating Disability: Happens a few times:.